"You can have my gold medals, I prefer the collected tears of my defeated opponents.” -Sheryl Swoopes"
— utterly untrue quotes from Sheryl Swoopes
About
I listen to a lot of sports talk radio, therefore I feel like an authority on sports. I hope you don't mind my poor grammar. I walk a fine line between pessimism and realism. I'm also sarcastic to a fault, but I enjoy it. I am Joe Parisi.
